“Remember this. The people you’re trying to step on, we’re everyone you depend on. We’re the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you’re asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.
We are the middle children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we’ll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars, but we won’t. And we’re just learning this fact. So don’t fuck with us.”"
did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer
Isn’t that what pets are for?
People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER
This file is literally saved under “yashollyyaaaaaaaassssss.jpg” on my computer. What am I doing with my life.
Anyway, here’s Holly Short. You may have heard of her.
Patrick Stump + interviews.
careers to consider when I finish uni:
- girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
- WWII war nurse
- muse for a late 19th century artist
- archaeologist in the 30s
- background character in a Wodehouse story
- incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction
Come on, Sherlock. Just die, why can’t you?
Andrew Scott in The Stag (The Bachelor Weekend)
when musicals have that one melody line thats so awesome
when musicals repeat that one melody line randomly throughout all the songs
when musicals have multiple melody lines and repeat randomly in all the songs
when musicals put one of their songs in another song that fits perfectly